I just thought that a special poem just for the Christmas holiday would put a smile on everyone's face!! As if the joy of the holiday's isn't enough, LOL!!
Jingle Bells,
Christmas Stinks,
Turkey smells,
and Uncle drinks.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Grandpa doesn't care.
Sissy has a fear
of shaving off her hair.
This is what the holiday's are like,
here at the animal farm.
Daddy want's to be like Mike,
But just broke mommy's arm.
There is no more Snapple,
And of course no more pie.
Johnny's eating an apple,
but got a seed stuck in his eye.
Auntie Em can't find Dorothy,
Johnny's starting to cry.
Jared's dreaming of sorcery,
and Dan just want's to die.
Please do me a favor,
Don't go into the bathroom.
Grandpa lost his shaver,
and mom has got the broom.
Somebody definetly spewed.
I know it wasn't me,
cause everything I'm viewing,
I'm viewing from the tree.
Kira Sandoval copyright 2006
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